I wander on over to the jeans section for me. A spunky little male clerk comes over to me and points out that I am looking at the Very Sexy Boot Cut Jeans and I might prefer the Long and Lean because, you know, the Very Sexy Boot Cut Jeans are cut really, really low in the hip.

I shot him my I-am-a-premenstrual-attorney-in-a-bad-mood glare.
Then he said, "You are wearing some killer shoes."
That's right. Girlfriend has some killer shoes.