Camping

My son (who has wanted to be an attorney since he was 4) is going on his 3rd grade camping trip. They are assigned 4 to a tent.

"Mom, they put Langston and Liam in the same tent."

"Oh no! I thought they didn't get along."

"They don't. They'll probably end up killing each other."

"Well, who are the other kids in the tent with them?"

"Witnesses."