Friday, February 4, 2011

Dear Marketing/Design Dept at Kate Spade

Oh Kate Kate Kate Kate. Kate.

A spade. Really? Isn't that all a little too obvious? Like an art student that paints a pot out of burnt sienna or sketches a picture of her feet. I cannot get behind this. I am leaving you for other passions this winter but trust you will do better for summer.

In other important news - interviews. Yes. Such a long process. I am involved in one that is a process.

Also, you have been holding out on me. You know that I am from Texas and, accordingly, would put on eyeliner before I left a burning house. However, you have never once told me that I should be wearing smashbox eyeliner, that it is the coup doo grass of eyeliners, that it glides on silky smooth and then stays put all day. This is a discovery akin to putting a man on the moon, only I benefit directly from this one.

I hope you have a fabulously terrific weekend - digging out, baking, working out, watching t.v. or whatever it is you do. My husband is back after a long business trip and we are going to catch up on The King's Speech and True Grit.

2 comments:

  1. Yay for your husband being home! And your post just reminded me that it has been too long since I've gotten a nice handbag. Hm. More reason to work on the employment situation!

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  2. Kate Spade. Sigh. They sell her glasses at Costco. Seriously, I got a pair for reading at a ridiculous price and love them.

    I need to tell Kate though, I can't wear any of her shoes. They don't come in wide. Frustrating :)

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