Friday, February 4, 2011

Dear Marketing/Design Dept at Kate Spade

Oh Kate Kate Kate Kate. Kate.

A spade. Really? Isn't that all a little too obvious? Like an art student that paints a pot out of burnt sienna or sketches a picture of her feet. I cannot get behind this. I am leaving you for other passions this winter but trust you will do better for summer.

In other important news - interviews. Yes. Such a long process. I am involved in one that is a process.

Also, you have been holding out on me. You know that I am from Texas and, accordingly, would put on eyeliner before I left a burning house. However, you have never once told me that I should be wearing smashbox eyeliner, that it is the coup doo grass of eyeliners, that it glides on silky smooth and then stays put all day. This is a discovery akin to putting a man on the moon, only I benefit directly from this one.

I hope you have a fabulously terrific weekend - digging out, baking, working out, watching t.v. or whatever it is you do. My husband is back after a long business trip and we are going to catch up on The King's Speech and True Grit.


  1. Yay for your husband being home! And your post just reminded me that it has been too long since I've gotten a nice handbag. Hm. More reason to work on the employment situation!

  2. Kate Spade. Sigh. They sell her glasses at Costco. Seriously, I got a pair for reading at a ridiculous price and love them.

    I need to tell Kate though, I can't wear any of her shoes. They don't come in wide. Frustrating :)