Last week, my son's school did their big presentation event and you know I went into it thinking that my kid and his presentation on lawyers and important court cases was going to blow everyone away. Well . . .
One girl dissected a starfish and pointed out its gonads with a completely straight face. (1) My son is not cool enough to say gonads with a completely straight face. (2) I am not cool enough to say gonads with a straight face. I'm thinking, "hu-huh, you said gonads."
Another kid dissected a HUMAN BRAIN. (1) ? (2) Where does one get a human brain. I consider myself to be quite resourceful (See ability to find Torani Almond Roca latte syrup for home use). But a human brain - no. (3) It is really hard to follow a kid who dissects a human brain with a discussion about the Miranda trial because, seriously, a human brain? Query the legality.
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Where does one find a human brain? My first guess: eBay.
ReplyDeleteOh my - a real possibility. If it could happen to kidneys, it could happen to brains.
ReplyDeleteWOW! This is some school! I am sure that your son rocked (!), even absent formaldehyde.
ReplyDeleteWHAT!!!!!!!? Eww. Yet impressed.
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