Monday, January 24, 2011

Why So Grumpy?

Why is it that the women who shop at the organic grocers are so grumpy? Does this prove we need some pesticides to regulate our mood? Our organic grocers (okay, the WHOLE FOODS) is known for being one of the best places to pick up a date in the city. Ladies, as someone who has scored two husbands (one of them excellent), it is okay to smile and be friendly.

Whew. Glad to get that off my chest.

This weekend I also spent some time at The Limited. I now have a stepdaughter that is of that age. You are all too old to remember but back in the day The Limited had this chunky knit V-neck sweater that - are you ready for this - everyone wore backwards. I was not allowed to wear my sweaters that way. Anyway, I bought my stepdaughter an interview outfit at The Limited. We bonded!

[Here is where I tell you that while I am old enough to remember The Limited v-neck sweater phase, I am too young to have a stepdaughter interviewing for university. Her actual mom is really old.]


  1. Forenza sweater worn backwards! (I wasn't allowed to wear it backwards either)

  2. hilarious..I always wore it backwards