Top Ten

Top Ten Pet Peeves about Corporations

1. Employer mandated goal setting software and the required use thereof.
2. People in the HR Department that refer to "Cobra" instead of "COBRA." Very comforting.
3. Required meetings to learn how to use goal setting software.
4. The ability of other employees to enter goals onto my personal goal setting profile.
5. Women in professional positions with badly chipped nail polish.
6. People who take notes during the required meeting about the goal setting software. (What am I missing? What are these people writing down?)
7. Required meetings about goal setting software wherein no refreshments are provided.
8. People who eat chips in meetings.
9. Sitting through an entire mandatory goal setting meeting and not being provided a Starbucks card as a reward.
10. The word "deliverables" when it has nothing to do with my on-line shopping order.